

I would never actively campaign for a SHORTY AWARD.
That’s just not me, I don’t care about awards.
The last trophy I got was from Little League. And that was just for participating.
OK .. I’m totally campaigning for a SHORTY AWARD. Go here and vote for TheClearlyDope.
If I win, I will make out with everyone who voted for me for seven minutes.
this is so cute I could eat it right up!!!! (but I wont cause I’ll feel bad!!!!)

Funny thing is, I would totally hop in if I knew he was taking me somewhere tropical.
shit just got real.
So funny






